June 2012
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
i just woke up from terrible nightmares but nobody is awake to tell me it’s ok and they weren’t real and go back to sleep i’m so scared right now
May 2012
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
richwhitelesbian:
this dad cant see his kids anymore after a messy divorce but can HE see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
missionkimpossible:
i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
remember when my tiny tower was actually t i n y
unecoquette:
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred Cheez-it’s Five hundred twenty-five thousand Cheez—it’s so dear FIve hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred Cheez-it’s How do you measure— measure a year?
care bears is on and it’s freaky but nobody will turn it off and a toy ball just flew across the room and i’m in this room alone and my brother came in and gave me a creamsicle oreo and i have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow morn for my first day on The Job
will i die if i eat spaghetti for every meal
yum i am making spaghetti also i had orientation today and they gave me 25 hours to work over the next coupla days
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well my hair is turquoise now
i hated having brown hair for that brief amount of time
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope if Barack Obama ever goes vegan or vegetarian, people never ask where he gets his protein.
Windows 3.1 simulator →
babysittin and the babies won’t talk to me they’re all sleepin or playin temple run so i’m tumblin
Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C
you wanna fly around in the clouds together we can hold hands
